I blame The Bullet

I was biking home. I was drunk. I hit a pot hole, was thrown over my handlebars and landed smack on my face and neck. I woke up in Emergency after an ambulance ride and don't remember much.
When I got home, my left eye was so swollen I couldn't even open it to take out my contact lens. The cyclops effect wore off after a couple of days and it looks like I'll recover just fine, after all, my nose wasn't really straight to begin with...Other than that, I seem to be healing at superhuman speed but the take home message is pretty clear:
WEAR YOUR HELMETS boys and girls!
I know I learned my lesson.
As for The Pink Bullet, well, she's taking a leave of absence until we can rekindle our friendship again.
