List of things these innocent looking little mischiefmongers did. 1.Climbed up on the toilet to get my eyeglasses while I washed my face,each one holding an arm of the glasses while engaged in a tug-of-war which would envariably break my glasses;while washing my face I would be alerted to the sounds of screaming as the glasses tug-of -war was going on. Note: I am legally blind without said glasses. 2.Locked the front door while I stepped outside for a second to shake the rug, luckily I didn't have to call the fire department as I accidentally left the patio door unlocked that day (garbage day) 3.Plugged the toilet several times by flushing down assorted items, washcloths, carrots etc. This feat would be done in a nano-second to avoid detection. One hellion would drop carrot into toilet while the other stood by to immediately flush. 4.Had a fascination with shoes.either throwing them down heating vents,hiding one of a pair in bottom of stove drawer,or placing plastic duplo blocks in bottom of older sister's friend's boots. Visitors to house must always inspect boots for hiding duplo blocks before leaving. 5.Wouldn't fall asleep before 11:00 at night;active brains needed only brief respite. 6. Adults of house must tie chairs to tables so chairs could not be used as repelling aparatus to climb kitchen cupboards 7. Dining room chairs must be removed completely so hellions could not climb table to praciice swinging from overhead chandelier. 8.Toilet papaer must be removed from toilet area so toilet paper could not be used to re-decorate house same goes for trashcans and any other waste device. Actually bathroom doors must be kept closed at all times,so hellions could not gain access to much desired eau du toilette water. This apparently was quite the delicacy. Juice and any other beverage from house except for breastmilk was definitely not on the menu. Which makes me wonder, what did my breastmilk taste like? Toilet water?
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Ah, yes, expressions of pure terror. I suppose we did think every stranger was a monster then. Sometimes when I go out on a Friday night, I still do
absolutely beautiful!
Lauren in red, julia in blue?
yeah! I'm surprised you can tell, but I think there is something in our expressions that gives it away
List of things these innocent looking little mischiefmongers did.
1.Climbed up on the toilet to get my eyeglasses while I washed my face,each one holding an arm of the glasses while engaged in a tug-of-war which would envariably break my glasses;while washing my face I would be alerted to the sounds of screaming as the glasses tug-of -war was going on. Note: I am legally blind without said glasses.
2.Locked the front door while I stepped outside for a second to shake the rug, luckily I didn't have to call the fire department as I accidentally left the patio door unlocked that day (garbage day)
3.Plugged the toilet several times by flushing down assorted items, washcloths, carrots etc. This feat would be done in a nano-second to avoid detection. One hellion would drop carrot into toilet while the other stood by to immediately flush.
4.Had a fascination with shoes.either throwing them down heating vents,hiding one of a pair in bottom of stove drawer,or placing plastic duplo blocks in bottom of older sister's friend's boots. Visitors to house must always inspect boots for hiding duplo blocks before leaving.
5.Wouldn't fall asleep before 11:00 at night;active brains needed only brief respite.
6. Adults of house must tie chairs to tables so chairs could not be used as repelling aparatus to climb kitchen cupboards
7. Dining room chairs must be removed completely so hellions could not climb table to praciice swinging from overhead chandelier.
8.Toilet papaer must be removed from toilet area so toilet paper could not be used to re-decorate house same goes for trashcans and any other waste device. Actually bathroom doors must be kept closed at all times,so hellions could not gain access to much desired eau du toilette water. This apparently was quite the delicacy. Juice and any other beverage from house except for breastmilk was definitely not on the menu. Which makes me wonder, what did my breastmilk taste like? Toilet water?
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Was Anita also extremely naughty like that?
No Anita wasn't naughty like that as a little girl, she got naughtier later!!
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